an 80′s ghost boy (aesthetic request from @vivcnnewestwood)
liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about
“if you don’t like dancing queen then fuck you” -Plato, 320 BC
“here’s my series of books written in sparkly gel pen. i call it…glitterature”
The laugh was what sold me
In case you needed something to make your day better. Watch all these doggos getting stuck in snow. 15/10 for all puppers and doggos
THEY LOOK LIKE STUPID CLUMSY LAND DOLPHINS.
I’m done with “all natural”
People say all natural like it makes things automatically safe and good for you. You know what is all natural?
Lava.
Sulfuric acid
A bear.Bears: all natural, organic, non GMO, gluten free, soy free.
I love Doctor Who because it’s literally a show about a guy who stole a time machine and has spent billions of years running away from his responsibilities
Every DIY home show: “Anyone can do this. I’ll show you how, right here in my workshop stocked with $200,000 in power tools.”
Dumbledore, died at age 115
Horcruxes made: 0
Voldemort, died at age 71
Horcruxes made: 7
Conclusion: Voldemort was the most useless, magic dependant wizard that ever existed. He could have lived till like 200 if he just ate well and exercised, but no he had to go and split up his soul and ruin perfectly good jewellery, fucking dumbass.
this sounds like it was written by hermione granger at 1 am
He tried to use an advanced death magic spell to kill a baby. He literally doesn’t know how to do anything without magic. Just drop it out a window my dude, babies are so delicate
Aaand that was Ron
I love Doctor Who because it’s literally a show about a guy who stole a time machine and has spent billions of years running away from his responsibilities
I love Doctor Who because it’s literally a show about a guy who stole a time machine and has spent billions of years running away from his responsibilities